Christmas with a Smile

 

Christmas-card

Today is Parable Thursday and since we are approaching Christmas, I thought it would be nice just to put a smile on some faces.

Christmas with a Smile are humorous short stories that I’m sure you will enjoy.

THE SPECIAL LETTER

It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mother if he could have a new bike. So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus. But John, having just played a vital role in the school nativity play, said he would prefer to write to the baby Jesus. John went to his room and wrote ‘ Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy and would like to have a bike for Christmas.’ But he wasn’t very happy when he read it over. So he decided to try again and this time he wrote ‘Dear Jesus, I’m a good boy most of the time and would like a bike for Christmas.’ He read it back and wasn’t happy with that one either. He tried a third version. ‘Dear Jesus, I could be a good boy if I tried hard and especially if I had a new bike.’ He read that one too, but he still wasn’t satisfied. So, he decided to go out for a walk while he thought about a better approach. After a short time he passed a house with a small statue of the Virgin Mary in the front garden. He crept in, stuffed the statue under his coat, hurried home and hid it under the bed. Then he wrote this letter. ‘Dear Jesus, If you want to see your mother again, you’d better send me a new bike.’

The Elevator Ride

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the elevator of the hotel. As the elevator traveled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a $20 bill lying on the elevator’s floor. Which one picked up the $20 bill, and handed it in at reception? Santa of course, the other two don’t actually exist!

Christmas Shopping for the Wife

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
“That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
“That’s still quite a bit,” Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, “What I mean,” he said, “is I’d like to see something real cheap.”
So the clerk handed him a mirror.

Can You Hear Me?

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
“I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…”
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.” To which the little brother replied, “No, but Gramma is!”

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Have a safe and enjoyable weekend and tell someone the true reason for the season…His name is Jesus!

In Him Alone

The Counterfeit Christian